MARSHMALLOW VODKA????!!!!

This is priceless: Burglar blames his actions on Marshmallow Vodka!  LOL!!!  Just from the headline you know this kid's a teenager...  Marshmallow Vodka?!!  Was it really the liquor that prompted him to break into an apartment and steel a bicycle?  Whatever... Neighbours called police who found buddy sleeping on a stranger's couch with his shoes off...  He told officers that he didn't know why he was in the home and the last thing that he remembered was drinking marshmallow-flavored vodka earlier that night.  Of course, he was arrested and charged.  But wait a minute... they have Marshmallow Vodka now? I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender!!!